Ups and downs of revolutionaries and The Case of the Unrolled Jeans

By Angus Shaw | July 24, 2023 |

In Harare, Zimbabwe In so-often discredited history, it could be said the French did it better. For the most part they didn’t send permanent settlers to far flung territories they claimed  for their flag – unlike others in Europe. With notable exceptions they didn’t stay on after being posted out as functionaries, civil servants and…

Sock it to ’em

By Angus Shaw | July 20, 2023 |

Sock it to ’em!  Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather has been in the headlines again. He has apparently spent US 7 million in the Gucci shop in Joburg and was escorted out by uniformed security guards with assault rifles.   Then he flew off to have dinner with his girlfriend in St Tropez in the south of  France.…

Behold Floyd Mayweather, the new scarfman at election time

By Angus Shaw | July 15, 2023 |

Harare, Zimbabwe. Happy to be home in Africa, says ‘ Roots syndrome’ Mayweather Floyd Mayweather has been and gone and the state media has made a meal of it. The millionaire US boxer hosted a private dinner and the big brass invited were impressed by his agility of mind in business matters and his intellect,…

Hell’s Angel? Hell no, not me …

By Angus Shaw | July 11, 2023 |

Think of bikers. Do you think of Hell’s Angels? Down here in Zimbabwe we have a different sort of biker. Big and powerful motorbikes? Yes. Skull and crossbones logos and regalia? Yes. Misnamed, mean-minded outlaw gangs with equally poisonous groupies and hangers-on? No. Our bikers are certainly not wimps though. It’s an addiction and a…

Electionballs, no change over the passing of time

By Angus Shaw | July 7, 2023 |

In these parts we have been through capitalism, Marxist-Leninist communism, humanism, socialism, corrupt elitism – and now we’ve got a new one: ‘miserablism.’ It is suffered by the majority of the people who neither have the will nor the energy to defeat it after being downtrodden for so long. Elections are around the corner but…

What really went on with Wagner?

By Angus Shaw | July 2, 2023 |

Keen Russia watchers are confused. What really went on with Wagner?  Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, son of a Vladimir, has had to admit paying Yevgeny Victorovich Prigozhin, son of a Victor, for doing dirty tricks for the Russian state all along.  The dreadful Alexander Grigoryvich Lukashenko, son of a Grigory, claims to have given the mercenary…

Poor old Henry

By Angus Shaw | June 26, 2023 |

Poor old Henry Kissinger. He just has had his 100th birthday and howls persist that it’s not too late to punish him, perhaps The Hague and jail, for political and war-mongering misdeeds, along with Tony Blair, George W. Bush and their kind over Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Syria and the rest of all the bad…

Bring it on. Humour to the rescue.

By Angus Shaw | June 22, 2023 |

Much ado about Rusty Markham lately. The honourable opposition member of parliament stormed out of the bulding during heated debate, evidently saying he was sick and tired of constant racism, prejudice and carping against him. Sick and tired of being sick and tired. It happens all the time here. As the government media had it,…

For politicians everywhere, a quiet word in your ear from Mr Krushchev

By Angus Shaw | June 16, 2023 |

“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.” The words of wily old Soviet dictator Nikita Krushchev, who once took the world to within an inch of nuclear war, knew what he was talking about. Down here in a distant world,  a wasteland, beautiful and…

Where are the cows?

By Angus Shaw | June 13, 2023 |

Everyone has heard the tale of the two cows. In socialism, you have two cows, and you give one to your neighbour. In communism, you have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk. In fascism, you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk. In Nazism, you have…